You can’t ride a dead horse for long!

Starting Lineup:

1. Pierre, LF
2. Ethier, RF
3. Kemp, CF
4. Loney, 1B
5. Martin, C
6. DeWitt, 3B
7. Young, 2B
8. Hu, SS
9. Kuroda, P

From Tony Jackson:

This is unconfirmed, and I’m not really in much of a ciphering mood, so I’m not going to bother to add it all up. But one of the guys on the TV crew told me that Juan Pierre has more games in the majors than the rest of this lineup combined, and if you take Kuroda out of the mix, Pierre makes more money than the other seven position players combined.

That’s a quote from AJ or Tubbo, as TJ Slimers calls him (of course I have taken it out of context). Read the rest of the typical Slimers ARTICLE from the SLIMEMASTER. Slimers saves these articles for when the Dodgers are on a losing streak and then publishes them - he loves for Dodger fans to be as miserable as his slimy self!

You can’t win games when you don’t score runs, but the Dodgers’ starting pitchers have thrown the fewest innings of any major league team this season. That is a huge reason for concern. Our pen is one of the best, but at this rate they will wear down quickly. What is the problem? The one constant is Rick Honeycutt. We have had this problem for several years - the Honeycutt years. Read the rest of this entry »