- Failure to hit with runners on base, especially with the bases loaded;
- Failure to score runs against soft-tossing lefties against whom the league averages 5 runs a game;
- Displays the ability to hit and drive in runs,except in important situations; and
- Displays total inability to come from behind after 7 innings.
- Lack of necessity due to extreme comfort;
- Lack of hunger to win due to huge bank accounts;
- Individuals having more money than 16 third-world countries;
- Difficulty in moving joints due to counting immense amounts of money; and
- Pure unadulterated choking!
Ladies and Gentlemen, meet your Los Angeles Dodgers!