Even Ray Charles could see that the Dodgers have some square pegs that need to fit into round holes.
Chris Perez and Paul Maholm need to find new homes.
Carl Crawford and either Andre Ethier or Matt Kemp need to go.
Brandon League and Brian Wilson are on the bubble.
And, I didn’t even mention, no field, low hit Hanley Ramirez!
Who signed all those players? Ned Colletti, and trading or DFA’ing them would be tantamount to saying “I am a dumbass!”
If he trades them away and has to eat TENS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, isn’t that just cause for termination?
So he sits pat, trying not to call attention to his ineptitude and the Dodgers flounder.
Aren’t winning and covering your ass divergent goals?
What is Ned’s goal?
He can purpose those trades and lose his job or sit tight and maybe keep it.
What do you think he is going to do?
I know what I would do if I were him…. ZERO, ZILCH, NADA!
Ladies and Gentlemen, let me present your 2014 Los Angeles Dodgers!
P.S. Mike Petriello of Dodgers Digest had a very interesting breakdown of Chris Perez stats and what they mean. Before I read it I thought Chris Perez was worthless. After I read it I thought Chris Perez was worthless. Man, I’m glad I figured that out. Ray Charles? He already knew!
Man, I wish I could write something that would give us hope, but all I have is vomit!