Kenley Jansen <Vomiting sounds> is a real problem. Simply put, right about now, HE SUCKS! The Dodgers are cursed by the Big Dodger in the Sky who is just as embarrassed as me to be a Dodger fan! Kenley has been sketchy most of the season, flirtin’ with disaster! Come to think of, the pen (except for Howell) kind of sucks big time.
I don’t want Matt Kemp in CF, but he would have caught that one at the wall that bounced off Andre’s glove. Kemp may not be a CF, but neither is Ethier. The Dodgers need a CF – where can they find one? I happen to know where one is… might be… maybe.
- Kyle Farmer was promoted to RC.
- Can the Dodgers call up Joc Pederson anytime soon?
- Seager still at RC? Why?
- Someone said that some teams have role players like Carl Crawford… sure they do, but only ignorant savages pay them $21 million a year for that role. That embarrasses me to be a Dodger fan. The Dodgers are the STUPIDEST team in MLB because they were the only ones who would take “Rue the Day” Crawford! I wish they would just cut him so I could forget it. Carl ‘Freakin’ Crawford? Never say that name in my presence again! <Vomiting sounds>
- Why do the Dodgers allow James Baldwin to draw air? <More vomiting>
- RDLR is looking like the pitcher many of us thought he would be.
- What is it with former Dodger Catchers? Santana is hitting .196 with a .355 OB%. Russell Martin had that disease for a while too, but now is hitting .276 with a .429 OB%. He’s a free agent after this year? Want him back? Would he come back? He’s three years younger than our future manager!