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Merry Christmas!!!

So, under the Dodgers Christmas tree we find a fatboy, a beach boy, a smoker, a tooker and a midnight joker, namely Juan Uribe, Brian Wilson, Chris Perez, Jamey Wright, J.P. Howell.

Ho, Ho, Ho.

You know what to do.


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19 Responses to “Merry Christmas!!!”

  1. Watford Dodger says:

    Would be nice to see some rings under the tree next year.

    Happy Christmas one & all.

  2. Mark_Timmons says:

    try this one.

  3. Watford Dodger says:

    Nice one Mark. Good to see CC’s got a touch of class about him.
    Which will last longer? The marriage or his next stint on the DL?

  4. Mark_Timmons says:

    I\’m betting the DL will be the longest!

  5. Badger says:


    I have no doubt he loves the woman. I also believe they will stay connected for the rest of their lives. I also believe he will be writing this woman checks for years to come. Children make sure of that. DL or divorce first? I’ll obviously take DL.
    Longest? One these days CC’s career will likely be ended by injury, so I’ll take the DL on that one too. Hope she keeps him in shape for the next few years.

  6. Mark_Timmons says:

    Chad Johnson had a great run with her.

  7. Bob says:

    Somebody said once that “Women Weaken Legs”. Now we know the special rehabilitation program that Crawford was allowed to participate in while he was on the 15 Day DL from June 3, 2013 to July 4, 2013. Presumably his special workouts starter before he strained his hamstring.

  8. Badger says:

    A five month old and a pregnant girlfriend.

    OK, he’s not the sharpest tool in the box. But, he must have a big hammer.

    He can afford these women. Maybe all they want is child support. And 10 carat rings. But, they aren’t like Jamie……. are they?

  9. Badger says:

    The picture Mark posted yesterday reminds me of a story:

    A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see her husband was nowhere around. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do. Because she was so worried, she called him on her cell phone to ask him where he was.

    In a calm voice, the husband said, “Honey, you remember the jewelry store we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?” The wife choked up and started to cry and said, “Yes, I remember that jewelry store.”

    He said, “Well, I’m in the bar right next to it.”

  10. Pete M. says:

    Badger – Merry Christmas anyhow you old goat. Christmas bums me out with it’s money, money money meaning and Thanksgiving has long taken over as my favorite…
    Opening day at Santa Anita… Meet up with my Dad’s side of the family. Beats meeting them at funerals… Years ago worked the parking lots at S.A. & Hollywood with my Pop. Learned then the old saying that race tracks are the only place that windows clean people…
    I just stare at my receipt for my ST tix and hope the times goes by quickly…
    P.S. great joke…

  11. Badger says:

    We could have 30 days of all Tanaka all the time.

    Are we on a Spring Training countdown yet?

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