- Someone named Jordany hits a walk-off Grand Slam against you;
- Ted Lilly pitches well and you lose;
- Matt Kemp drives in 3 runs and you can’t win;
- Jerry Hairston, Jr. makes 2 of the Top 10 SportsCenter highlights and you still lose;
- The Big Dodger in the Sky ignores your pleas;
- Carl Crawford drops an out;
- Thurston Howell III shows up to pitch (some of you won’t get that one);
- Brandon League fails to close the door; and
- Donnie Ballgame is your manager.
Josh Wall is going to be hard to rehabilitate after that. Give Steve Ames a shot.
I am convinced that the Big Dodger in the Sky is against us. We must offer up a burnt sacrifice of recompense – I recommend Don Mattingly be that sacrifice.
This is not a strategy problem. It is systemic problem.