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Dodger Players Arrested

A source with knowledge of the events, spoke to us on the condition of anonymity and disclosed that undercover baseball police arrested nearly all of the Dodgers position players last night after the game for “Impersonating Hitters.”

It is not clear if they will be bonded out in time for tonight game.  They were read their rights and asserted their right to remain silent… just like their bats.

As more details arise, we will provide them.

I heard it was so bad that Peter O’Malley bought the Padres and Frank McCourt was going to be the next American Idol Judge.

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16 Responses to “Dodger Players Arrested”

  1. Badger says:

    They should be released. Obviously they are innocent of those charges. You have to look like a hitter to successfully impersonate one.

    I am thinking maybe the dbacks got the best third baseman.

  2. Rob says:

    Looking like crap once again, at least harang is keeping it close

  3. Badger says:

    The worst pitching in the league and we can’t score a run?


  4. Bball says:

    Everybody might as well catch up on some sleep. This ones in the books. Too big of hill to climb for these guys

  5. Rob says:

    Loney, see the ball catch the ball.

  6. Bball says:

    Top of the order coming up. I’m gonna go very bold and say they put up a three spot. Come on please

  7. Bobby says:

    Utterly boring team to watch right now

  8. Rob says:

    Bball unfortunately your wrong unless you three spot was three straight outs

  9. Badger says:

    Maybe we are putting too much pressure on them by staying awake for this.

    I’m going to bed and read a book. Maybe they can relax and score a few runs if I’m not watching I’ll check it out tomorrow.

  10. Joe says:

    Are we trying to hit into Double Plays evertime we get a runner on base. Last couple games it seems evertime we got something cooking – BAM – DP or the lead runner is forced on a grounder!!!

  11. Bball says:

    If I’m mattingly I’m lookin for the smallest issue to argue so I can go take a shower. Why am I still watching I’m tired

  12. Bball says:

    Officially turning it off. Good luck everyone. May something happen while I’m dreaming

  13. jerry says:

    there not hitting because they take to many pitch,s everey hitter is o2 ..the first pitch is the home run pitch we all look at..then we swing at the pitch in side or the one in the dirt..they just are not agressive, they need to change the line up..either should not be hitting clean up.kemp should.

  14. Rob says:

    What a waste of a game, maybe they just need to get on the road to shake this crappy hitting.

  15. Bobby says:

    On a bright note, Puig homered again today, as well as stole a base!

  16. Rob says:

    Get rid of uribe, his hitting skills are contagious. Everyone has warning track power.


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