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Coke – The Real Thing Behind Belisaro’s Visa Problems

It has been reported from multiple sources that Ronald Belisario’s Visa problems were because of the real thing – Coke.  Dude should have switched to Pepsi – I knew that stuff was bad.

Since he had a prior DUI arrest, I can only presume that he now prefers Jack and Coke.

Look, the guy ain’t a rocket scientist.  What can we expect from him in 2012?

The right answer is “I have no clue.”

Maybe Xeifrank can get his computer some Jack and Coke and run some SIMS on how well R-Belly will do in 2012.  He is capable of a 2.04 ERA or a 5.12 ERA… and anything in between.

It would be nice if he could be that guy he was back in 2009, but I’m not holding my breath.

Image: Ronald Belisario and Roberto Baly

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9 Responses to “Coke – The Real Thing Behind Belisaro’s Visa Problems”

  1. RogerCraig says:

    He says he does not have a problem with cocaine, but it caused him to miss an entire season. He also said he did not have a problem with alcohol, but he has a DUI. Hummm…

    No, he is not a Rocket Scientist.

  2. Jae says:

    We missed out on Jay Gibbons – he is now a Brewer.


  3. Leroy says:

    If he had a coke problem he would be a lot skinner.

  4. DRomo says:

    I have it on good authority that Ronnie Bella-SORRY-oh hates cocaine, he just likes the way it smells!

  5. Bill Russell says:

    That’s what they all say……

  6. Xeifrank says:

    I can only think how unlucky he was to get caught on the only time he ever used cocaine.

  7. Bill Russell says:

    I once knew a girl with a child who told me that was the only time she ever had sex. It’s crazy how bad luck can get ya.


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