… to house all the rumors. Here they are:
- Logan White is being shown the door by the Dodgers.
- Joe Torre will take a front office position.
- Ted Lilly is as good as gone.
- Matt Kemp and James Loney will be traded.
- The entire coaching staff will be dismissed.
- Zach Greinke is coming to LA.
- Addre Ethier is headed to Boston.
- Jon Broxton will be given away.
- Brad Ausmus will be a coach for the Dodgers next year.





next year’s lineup: furcal theriot paul blake gibbons mitchell barajas johnson
solid!!
Clayton Kershaw, Chad Billingsley, Whitey Toyota, Morgan Livermoose and Randy Nofax.
Sounds like a pennant winning team to me.
McCourt will still be the owner — and he has an original ideal.
A post season play-off of the 6 bottom teams in the 6 divisions.
Presently, the odds-makers see it this way, for the 2011 (BTP) Bottom Team Playoffs:
Baltimore, Kansas City, Seattle, (wild card) Cleveland in the A.L.
New York M., Pittsburgh, Los Angeles D., (wild card) Washington in the N.L.
Next week they will post the odds . . .
Still under discussion will be the location. Some want it in the Caribbean. Others in the greater Phoenix area with all of those nice Spring Training sites.
Dates, two days following the final game of the 2011 World Series.
Count me in, and I like the greater Phoenix area.
I hear McBastard’s proposal will be for a single game, loser take all! It will be appropriately called the “Toilet Bowl.” There’s only one man in baseball dirty enough to sponsor the gig. Our man “Flush” McBastard will be the master of ceremonies, throw out the first turd, err, make that ball, and be the “color” man for the broadcast. The loser gets to forfeit it’s top 3 picks in the draft to keep overhead low while their team continues to get “flushed’ year after year.