I am just totally irrational about Jon Roxton.
Even after his latest meltdown, he is the best there is.
It wasn’t his fault anyway.
Somebody blew a DP.
Not his fault.
It can happen to any loser.
After all, the stats prove it.
It must be Joe Torre’s fault!
Yeah, that’s the ticket. Joe rested him (pick one: not enough or too much).
Look at the stats, Roxton is great.
He is awesome.
I am just totally irrational to call him Roxton (for the uninitiated, I removed the first letter of his last name and the first letter of his title, so he is now Loser Roxton).
Yeah, that’s right – you know it all. I’m the dummy!
I used to get ragged on for calling Andre Ethier a soft hitter.
Lots of you told me that he was NOT soft, and he isn’t now, but he was then.
You continued to argue with me that he never was soft, but I just heard him admit last week that he was a soft few years ago. Now what?
You have been telling me that Broxton is a Closer and I have been telling you for three years that Roxton is Loser.
… but I’m irrational.
Like a fox!