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As Your Stomach Turns

As Your Stomach Turns
 Even if I were currently writing this blog every day, I would refuse to cover the McCourt saga.  It’s boring, sickening and just plain sick. 
"Frank, I need my Driver!"

"Frank, I need my Driver!"

 Sure, Frank is probably no saint, but Jamie is a total idiot!  I am not even going to get into it, and this is my final word on the subject until it’s finalized.  What a waste of time and speculation!

FLASH THIS JUST IN: 

Manny says he’s he’s exercising his option.  Who knew?

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27 Responses to “As Your Stomach Turns”

  1. Badger says:

    24 Hour Security.

    http://bumpshack.com/2009/10/28/jeff-fuller-jamie-mccourt-affair-photos-pictures/

    Says here they didn’t start the horizontal bop until after she split with her husband.

    http://surchur.com/all/jamie+mccourt+affair

    I think she is screwed. In fact, I am sure of it. So is Jeff, and it would appear that Frank knows it too.

  2. Brooklyn Dodger says:

    I assume you are referring to Jon Heyman’s SI report, which, of course is not official confirmation. But I would be in shock if Manny did otherwise. Let’s hope that Manny uses the winter to fully wean himself off the roids, and devotes himself into getting into the best baseball shape (sans drugs) of his life. He will have the incentive since he will be in the last year of his contract, and will need a good year if he expects to ever have a nice pay day after 2010. Here’s also hoping that father time stays away, and that Manny doesn’t begin his decline at 38.

    Here’s Heyman’s article.

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/280244-manny-ramirez-to-exercise-his-option

    As for Frank and Jamie, I’m with you Mark. I can’t be bothered, and prefer to just let it play out.

  3. lawdog says:

    This Frank and Jamie thing iks going to have a terrible impact on the Dodgers. We can forget about signing any expensive free agents unless the team is sold to a third party pronto!

  4. Ty says:

    Jamie’s a hottie

  5. Mark Timmons says:

    She’s a definite “10″.

    That mean she looks good at 10 yards!

    10 feet?

    No so much!

  6. Badger says:

    Lee. Nice pick up by the Phils.

    I wonder if he would have made the difference for us?

    Eh, probably not.

  7. ken says:

    Jamie is 55? The average age of menopause onset is 51, plus or minus several years either way. Maybe it is time for a little sympathy for Frank.

  8. DRomo says:

    I heard Ned Colletti yesterday say he had an offer on the table to the Indians that included prospects including a guy who could be a potential ace, and a core guy at the major league level. The Indians turned that down. He said this was the offer he had increased at the last minute but he figured at that point the Indians already had the wheels in motion with Philly.

    So I am just guessing here I believe this was the deal that was reported including James Loney and prospects like Lindblom going for Lee and maybe Martinez? It sound like we made a solid offer, I can’t be mad at that.

    Here is something to keep an eye on:

    It has been reported that Dennis Gilbert is looking at maybe becoming an investment partner to buy part of the Rangers. He is a former agent and now works for the White Sox as a sometimes scout. He is also a season ticket holder for the Dodgers and many of us have seen him behind the plate for every game for years. If he is looking at getting into ownership or investing , MAYBE just MAYBE he might be a partner with Frank or Jamie in buying the other out? It is just my speculation.

  9. lawdog says:

    Jamie looks like a babe at 10 yards. But she has the face of a horse at 10 feet.

  10. DRomo says:

    My buddies used to have a term for ladies like that:

    “She’s a 9 iron, good from about 40 feet”

  11. lawdog says:

    sounds more like a sand wedge (from 40 feet).

  12. Bill Russell says:

    She’s a butter face. Everything is good butt her face.

  13. Kay in L.A. says:

    Hi Bill!!

    Cliff Lee is King of the Hill: what a stud!!

    And Charlie Manuel is hella manager. Now that takes the edge off the Dodgers falling in the NLCS. The Phillies are gas.

  14. Ken says:

    Mark – Where is the love for Russ Mitchell?

  15. Badger says:

    Matsui with a 320′ home run. Slow pitch distance. I think post steroid era, we will get shorter fences and tighter strike zones. Everybody loves the long ball.

    Martinez, good pick up. I wonder if he would have made a difference on the Dodgers. Probably not.

  16. DRomo says:

    Look for Pedro to be our offseason pitching help. We will give him 2 years/ $16 Million, and he will be our Opening Day starter. Halladay? Who needs him? Think of the money we will save. Pedro Jerry-curl Wigs will fly off the shelves and the giant banner in the back of the bullpen will read Pedro-ville. We could also have at least 2 bobblehead nights 1 dedicated to the DOMINATE 5 inning performance he will have against the Washington Nationals! Just for kicks we can bring back Delino DeShields to hand him his jersey at the signing ceremony! Awesome right? I’ll get Ned on the phone.

    Man I am in!!! Who’s with me?!

  17. Badger says:

    Yeah, ok. Another 5 inning pitcher. That should help.

    They are at it again:

    http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=jp-umps103009&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

    Howard was also called out on a pitch 4″ outside. These guys are really embarrassing themselves.

  18. lawdog says:

    What is Pedro now, 68 years old? He might pitch lights out for the first dozen or so games, but he’ll have trouble getting his heater to home plate without it bouncing a couple of times come October.

    We better go get Halladay–or Ben.

  19. lawdog says:

    Maybe Jamie can seduce Halladay. I hear he loves horses. ;)

  20. Blue Haze says:

    I hear Halladay already had Jamie.

  21. Ken says:

    Dodger Stadium renovation officially on hold due to poor capital markets. “Yeah! That’s the ticket!”

  22. DRomo says:

    “Maybe Jamie can seduce Halladay. I hear he loves horses. ”

    Ouch Lawdog!!

    I saw a caption of her sitting at the NLDS, “Hey Jamie, why the longface?” I was cracking up.

  23. Mark Timmons says:

    OK – back where we started from…

  24. Mr. Mike says:

    New nick for young Clayton, Special K. Did any of you ever see the episode when Mr. Ed tried out for the Dodgers? The only good thing about Buck Jr. talking is that McCarver ain’t.

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