04-08-08 - GameTime: Billingsley vs. Davis

Starting Lineup:

  1. Furcal, SS
  2. Kemp, RF
  3. Ethier, LF
  4. Kent, 2B
  5. Loney, 1B
  6. Jones, CF
  7. Bennett, C
  8. DeWitt, 3B
  9. Billingsley, P

Davis is starting tonight in what will be his last game before he has his cancerous thyroid removed.  It could be a “feel good” story, but we should spoil it!

C-Bill needs to bring his “A-Game”  Period!

We Need .300 Hitters in Our Outfield

kent-hr.jpgSince outfielders are generally regarded as offensive players, I have been thinking about what we could do to have our outfield only manned with .300 hitters and I finally have it figured out.  Here’s the Lineup:

RF.308 is what Andre Ethier is hitting

LF - .333 is what Chin-lung Hu is hitting and therefore, he should play LF (I know he’s never played there, but he’s a good athlete and can handle it)

CF - .358 is what our Centerfielders will be hitting.  Of course, I have to check with the Commisioners’s Office to see if it’s OK for Pierre, Jones and Kemp to ALL play there (their COMBINED batting averages add up to .358 - Pretty Good, Huh?  Not many CF’s hit that well - we really have it gone on, don’t we?)

Did our outfielders get the memo?  Spring Training is over. 

  • Pierre: Quit feeling sorry for yourself;
  • Kemp: Quit reading your press clippings and just play; 
  • Jones:  Put down the cheeseburgers and back away slowly!

Dylan Hernandez of the LA TIMES has this to write about Kemp:

(Mike) Easler, who says he knows Kemp “like the back of my hand,” declared that this rough patch would benefit him in the long run.“He’s going to be a superstar,” Easler said. “He’s destined for greatness. But every hitter, these kids here, the Uptons, the Youngs, the Howards, they’ve gone through what Matt’s going through.”

Kent is still a factor - He looks like he comes to play every day.  Our bullpen evidently read what I wrote about them yesterday … and believed it!  Quit reading and pitch!  Like Eric Karros, used to say:

“IT’S STILL EARLY!”

But, it would be good if we started getting it together…

DODGER NOTES:

  • From all indications Nomar will be readu for a rehab assignment by the weekend.  He has been running and doing all the conditioning drills, so he should need less than a week in the minors.  It’s just in time, as DeWitt is starting to look overmatched as other teams now have film on him and are exploiting his “greenness.”
  • Eric Hull was traded to Boston for a bag of beans (PTBNL)
  • We are hitting .232 with RISP - that simply won’t work!

MINOR LEAGUE REPORT:

Las Vegas Won5-4 and is now 1-4 to start the season.

Highlights: 

  • Tiffee, Griffin, Martinez and Howard were the hitting stars (journeymen AAA players, all)
  • Justin Orenduff was roughed up in 3 IP
  • Greg Miller pitched another scoreless inning with 1 BB and 2 K’s
  • BOXSCORE

The Jacksonville Suns got murdered 12-4. 

Lowlights:

  • Every pitcher (Alvarez, Wadeand Asadorrian) was blasted, except Zach Hammes who oitched one hittless, 0 BB, 2 K inning
  • May. Mitchell and Gonzalez all had 2 hits 
  • BOXSCORE

The Inland Empire  66′ers played to a 3-3 tie in 15 innings (game to be finished today).  

Lowlights:

  • Robinson, Perez and Pedroza all had 3 hits in 7 AB’s
  • BOXSCORE

The Great Lakes Loons were assasinated and lost 11-1

MOVE ALONG FOLKS - THERE’S NOTHING TO SEE HERE!